Pau Hana

Pau Hana stories published in Maui Nō Ka ʻOi Magazine.

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Unreal Estate

It was time to purchase a home, but being dumped into Maui’s real estate market is like being dropped into the Pacific Ocean during hurricane season with nothing but a rubber-ducky tube.

Surf’s Up!

Hawaiian winters show themselves in big surf and salty windshields. Look out!
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When a Home Is not a House

Maui folks have been known to live quite happily in trees, caves, yurts, teepees, tack sheds, camper vans and Matson containers.
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Pacific Rim

Held at the Lahaina Civic Center gym the week of Thanksgiving, the Maui Invitational has become the preseason showcase for top college basketball teams in the nation.

Shut up and Paddle

On Maui, yearly distance races send paddlers past rugged Kahakuloa, along the colorful Lahaina Pali, and down the scenic East Maui coast.
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Is that Legal?

One writer recounts the humorous scenario experienced by two tourists—in the lobby of Kaanapali Beach Hotel—while visiting during Makahiki Season.
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Things that go bump…

When it comes to renting, possesion is everything.

On the Trail of a Saint

Feflections on Father Damien's sainthood.
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Confessions of a Hotel Nanny

A nanny never knows whether she’ll spend her time coddling a cranky baby, playing Fish with a four-year-old, or reading a novel on an ocean-view terrace while her charge takes a nap.

The Opposite Attraction

Being willing to consider the opposite might just teach you a thing or two about yourself.
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Cure du Jure

Wherefore Art?

In big-city academic circles, this school is called “recycled,” “commodified” or “found object” art. Here on Maui, it’s usually just a case of somebody with too many old surfboards.
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Et Tu, Julius?

Few know the role that the Orange Julius franchise played in Hawaii's admission to statehood.
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A Hopeless Santa Claus...
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Shaken and Stirred

I was jostled awake by what I at first thought was a herd of Upcountry cattle rampaging through my living quarters.

Lost…and Found

Little did I know, ensconced as I was in the frenetic pace of life, that I had misplaced one crucial item: myself.
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Powerless

I’d been struggling with my column for hours, and had only managed to toss off a few brilliant bon mots when without so much as a flicker of warning the power went out.
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Under the Volcano

Pele makes the land; Pele takes the land away.

Ode to Spring: a Draft

Right now it’s spring on Maui. Hold onto your hats!
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Do What?

Jack Hagarty recently spent three days as an extra on Adam Sandler’s new romantic comedy Just Go with It, filmed in part on the beach at the Maui Grand Wailea Resort, and also starring Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston.
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Loli-Oop!
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The Monarch of the Midway

People once called E.K. Fernandez the Barnum of the Pacific, but he was beyond compare, a Hawaiian original.
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What Goes Around

Find our how the writer's brown Nissan ended up with blue doors, blue hood, blue hatch and blue gas-cap cover.

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How huli huli chicken and Ted’s Bakery pies helped me cross Ka‘iwi Channel.

Beam me up, Dude

Tales of treks through Haleakala Crater.
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A Taste of Reality

On Sunday morning last, I woke to find a breakfast tray on my bedside table with Giles nowhere in sight. It was most peculiar...